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Working things out.
« Thread Started on Jan 30, 2007, 5:50am »

Oh hello Falen, what do you wish to discuss?

Well my death scene's coming up and I want to make sure you don't make me look like a wuss.

I had you butcher fifteen Knights, kill an innocent child and it's father leaving it's mother alone with nothing to live for. In addition to that I had you first betray, then kill one of the main supporting characters. Why in the name of hellfire are you worried about looking like a wuss?

Look every time you kill somebody, especially a main character you make their death as agonizing or dramatic as possible.

So?

I don't want to end up like Timothy.

Oh for the love of the gods. You're the one who infected him with an insect who's children consumed him from within while he was alive and screaming.

So?

So do you honestly expect me to let you off easy? People like to see traitorous treacherous bastards get what they deserve!

I have my dignity.

You have whatever dignity I decide to leave you with.

You can't do this! I'm one of your favorite characters!

In my last book I killed off my favorite char.

So you're making it a habit now?

Look, you show up in my dreams, assault my mind, insist I write this damn novel and make a nuisance of yourself. Of course I'm going to kill you.

Look just let me have a good fight okay?

Fine. One good fight coming up.

Why are you smiling?

Oh... No reason.
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Re: Working things out.
« Reply #1 on Feb 12, 2007, 5:39pm »
((Two weeks latter. I had a need to have another Author to Character chat with Falen. So of course I come to Moon willow to do it.))


ZZZZzzzz snrk.... Falen!?!? Klen!?!? What the hell are the two of you doing here? Didn't I leave the both of you trapped in magical gems to suffer for all eternity?

Yep.

Yes. You did.


Great. So why exactly are you bothering me now?

Well you started the sequel M.

Yes but you're not due to show up for at least ten chapters Klentanar. Falen only shows up a chapter earlier.

See that's what we want to talk to you about, we want more face time!

Falen... Klen stripped your body down to component matter and imprisoned your soul. You don't have a face anymore.

Look M. You have to give us some more influence. People like villains who have definite influence.

Klen I don't have to do anything. Heck if I really wanted I could merge your personality's, dumb them down, and have your driving instincts corrupt somebody when you're eventually forged into the weapon.

Can we have Theran?

Falen... Have you been reading my chapter outlines again?

Well....

You must admit M. that we will have some influence on him by chapter three.

So wait for chapter three to bother me then!

No can do buddy of mine. You're giving everybody else face time why not us?

Falen it's about timing. It's about craft. And most importantly its about how ravaged I want your psyches to be.

Oh joy.

Wonderful.

Now the two of you get lost. I'm trying to role play!

Fine...

Son of a poxed....

I wouldn't finish that sentence if I were you Klentanar. I have yet to take out my residual angst on anyone and you got off light last time. Now go away.

((*!&#ing primadonnas.))
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Re: Working things out.
« Reply #2 on Feb 14, 2007, 7:45pm »
(( Oh, my God. I love it. It's awesome. And, it makes me feel better about always arguing with myself. ))
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I can't escape this hell
So many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

- Three days Grace's "Animal I have become".
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Re: Working things out.
« Reply #3 on Feb 16, 2007, 12:09am »
((Sadly this is how I try to deal with my charectars in my books. Even more sadly is when they don't go away.))

Alex, get in here.

Yes?

Why the hell are you still wearing your blindfold.

So people don't see what's in my eyes.

Yes but I thought you'd gotten a family and didn't wan't to seem any different.

Having peopel see their fates in my eye's is a good way to blend in?

Well.. Maybe you could wear a veil?

A veil? M are you out of you're mind?!

Yes. Frequently. Does that mean you're not going to do it?

Look just give me a few visions, talk to Val okay?

She hasn't even entered the book yet!

So? Does that mean you can't talk to her?

I just want to see how she'll settle in and how I'll explain where she's off to.

She'll do fine.

You don't know that.

I'm a seer M. You know that!

Yeah but you only see what I let you. Thanks for stopping by, think on that blindfold problem okay?

Fine, see you.
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Re: Working things out.
« Reply #4 on Feb 21, 2007, 3:10am »
((And of course there's when your Characters want to talk to you.))


M___! What the hell do you think you're doing!?!

Golli?

Master M___, I'd like a word with you.

Arvin?

We'd all like a word with you lovely.

Kat? Put the knife down. Val! Tell her to... what's with the ax? Why are Klen and Falen locking the door?

Let's talk author boy.

What about Val? Is the cutlery really necessary?

We heard you're rewriting the book.

Look guys... it needs tightening.

I ain't looking forward to losing my hand again lad.

Golli, you looked great while doing it.

That's not the point! You put me, all of us, through hell!

This will be different!

How, Master M___, will this be different?

Umm.... It will be a better written variety of hell?

I get dibs on his spleen.

Kat! No! Arrrrrghhh!!!!!!!
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Re: Working things out.
« Reply #5 on Feb 21, 2007, 9:46pm »
This is Falen Earthmaster, Lord of Leaf and Loam. I am writing to inform you that, regretably, Mason will not be allowed to write anymore.

Falen we got problems.

What is it Klen.

Aparently maiming our author has given him a whole new apreciation for pain.

You mean he's agreed to stop harming us?

No. He just picked up his pen again and wrote some notes near our fight scene.

And?

He decided tearing us apeart slowly and damning us to gem's as lost souls tormented by magic for all eternity was a bit weak.

Uh oh. What has he decided now?

Madness. He's decided that each of us get to spend eternity in the gems with the addition that all of our victims get to play with us.

Klen... We've killed up to a thousand people each!

You're forgetting the children. They're people too.

So four thousand tormented souls are going to be having their way with us?

Yes.

Do you think it's to late to apologize?

You bet your sweet undead ass it is!!!! Welcome down to my planet! HELL!

Klen?

Yes Falen?

Run.

GET BACK HERE!!! IT'S PLAY TIME!!!
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